AISubs v3.7
Hey there! It's been ten days!
I'm serious!
It's hot.
- It's hotter than usual. - Wait, wait.
- Huh? - It's important.
Wait, wait. You've been drinking too much for two days.
You might have a baby in the future.
And that baby is...
Hey, you!
- Huh?! - What was that?
You've been drinking too much for two days.
And that baby is...
- It might be in the local children's association. - It might be.
- If you go to the local children's association, you can get softballs. - It might be.
And your dads might ask you for help.
- And you might have to practice with them. - It might be.
- If you win, we'll give you softballs. - Softballs.
- In blue juice. - Yeah.
- Blue juice. - No, it's not blue juice.
- It's not blue juice. - I don't know what episode it is.
- Blue juice is coming out of the meat. - I'm sorry.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Tuna or something is chasing you. - No, it's not blue.
- If it was blue at the time, it would be us, right? - Oh, it's delicious.
- That's right. - So, Mr. Oyaizu.
- Next time in this area, you may be asked to be the director of softballs. - There is.
- There is.
- Like coach Kikuchi. - Who is coach Kikuchi?
- I don't know! - Did you know about softballs?
- I knew about softballs, but I didn't know about Kikuchi. - Softballs were Hashimere and I was on the same team, but I didn't know about Kikuchi.
- Softballs... - I feel like I've been expelled from a softball league before.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- And then, you know, the kids are playing their best. - Huh?
- When you think the judgment you just made is subtle... - Yes.
- The director has the right to apply for VAR, doesn't he? - Yes, you do.
- You apply for it and... - Yes, I do.
- Will you approve it for me? - I'm a local kid.
- And then you say, "VAR! VAR!" - Yes.
- And when you actually see it, you say, "No, it's not out at all." - Yes.
- It's embarrassing, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I don't want you to be ashamed of it. - Yes.
- So, today, I'd like to give you a quiz about whether or not you should apply for VAR. - Yes.
- I've made about six VTRs that are not enough to win. - Oh!
- And in those videos, certain judgments are made. - Yes.
- Well, it's like a quiz. - Yes.
- It's okay if it's safe or out. - Yes.
- A baseball coach only has two chances to apply for VAR. - Yes.
- If you succeed in applying for it, you won't have to apply for it twice. - I see.
- I thought that was one of the factors. - Yes.
- So, if you make two mistakes, you lose. - You lose!
- That's what I'd like you to do. - Yes.
- But I'd like you to look at it like this. - Oh!
- It's not good to look at VAR in slow motion, is it? - I'm sorry.
When I saw it in slow motion, I definitely said, "Oh, I see." I made it into a video like that.
- I thought you could understand it better than I thought. - Oh, I see.
- And you know, that kind of thing happens all of a sudden. "Oh, which one is it now?" - Oh, that's right.
- It's not... - It depends on the time and stage of the game.
- But you're all looking at it like this now, aren't you? - Yes.
- So, if you look at it with a little relaxed feeling like you're being carried on a sofa, - I see.
- I thought it might be a good line. - Yes.
- So, let's take it easy and do it today. - Yes.
You're breathing too much.
- You're breathing too much. - I'm getting dizzy now.
- Wow, you're really breathing too much. - I'm really breathing too much.
- There are VTRs from one to six. - Wow!
- Which one will we watch first? - Then, "Mitoma no"...
- "Mitoma"? - Yes, "Mitoma no Sande".
- Yes, then let's watch the third VTR.
- This game is difficult. - I think I can say anything.
Question number nine.
- "Angola" is used in English. - "Angola".
- The answer is "mushmune". - "Kwanzaa"?
- Correct! - Yes!
- "Angola" is close!
- So, it's a tie. - It's a tie.
- So, the one who got the next question right is the winner. - Yes.
- Oh, no. I'm going to lose.
Question number ten.
- "Mushmune" is used in Italian as a woman. - "Mushmune".
- "Grazie..." "Belletta"?
- Correct! - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- Stop, stop, stop! - Stop, stop, stop!
- I was faster. - The judge was.
- You're fashionable. - No, I'm not.
- I'm fashionable. - No, you're not.
- You're fashionable. - No, you're not.
- You're not. - That was really funny.
- Let's watch the video. - I'm sure of it.
- I'm sure of it.
- Okay. - This is hard.
You pressed almost simultaneously and it was determined that you were faster.
Will you be happy about it?
Please turn this off.
- Okay. - Okay.
I'm not used to this.
Okay, directors.
Please answer if you will or not.
- Ready, go. - Ready, go.
- Oh! - That's the only request.
I thought it would be faster if you pressed it a little earlier.
Okay, we have a request from directors.
- Please make a video judgment. - Okay.
Come on.
- Oh! - Oh!
Oh, no.
- This is... - This is...
- Great job, directors. - Wow!
I did it!
By the way, you didn't use the right to use the request this time.
- So you're safe now. - I see.
It's obviously wrong, so I'm sorry.
- I was nervous. - What?
What?
- Your reaction just now was good. - Just now...
- You're doing it, right? - Huh?
- You're doing a VTR video. - It's a secret.
V...
- Do you want to do it? - VTR of VTR.
- Is it okay? - VTR of VTR.
Please answer if you will or not!
1, 2, 3!
What's next?
Can you see it?
Itoma's...
Trash!
Wait.
Trash.
Here is the next VTR.
The first one is "Sodashi".
It's perfect, isn't it?
I'm sure we'll get it right.
The second one is "Numenume-san".
It's perfect, isn't it?
I'm sure we'll get it right.
Same comment.
Those are the horses.
If you get it right, you'll get 10% discount.
Now, all the horses are in their starting positions.
It's started!
All of them will retire here.
From the start, Sodashi will fly.
Behind Sodashi are...
Kohashin and Numenume-san.
Oh, is Sodashi out of stamina here?
His speed has dropped a little.
On the other hand, Numenume-san will use his skills here.
Will Sodashi be the final winner?
Is it Sodashi?
Is it Numenume-san?
It's Numenume-san!
Eguuchi!
Bakabuchi!
Oh no!
Nutsu!
Disappeared!
"You just stabbed him, didn't you?" "Yeah."
"Did you make him stab you?" "Did I really make him stab me?"
If you think you made him stab you, what would you do?
"I've decided." "Please."
One, two...
"Wow, which one is it?" "Which one is it?"
Sodashi, you're good.
"No, I don't think it stabbed me." "Sodashi..."
No, I wasn't actually stabbed.
If it didn't stab you, is it video credit?
"Uh, uh..." "Are you okay?"
What does 'stab' mean?
"What if it didn't come off?" "If it didn't come off, is it video credit?"
It's like 'sasaripparashi' (a kind of fence in Japan).
"Oh, I see." "Did you come off of it, and stab it?"
"Oh, so it's video credit, then?" "Sodashi-san, please."
Hey!
"Hey! It's video credit! It's video credit!" "Hey, what is that?"
"Are you okay?" "I didn't do anything."
- That's right. - That's right.
Okay, so...
- Director Hirono and Director Sui... - Yes?
...gave us some comments.
- So we're going to watch the video now. - Yes!
- Start! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Really?!
- Look! - It's not stuck, is it?
- That's right!
- Thank you, both of you! - Watch out!
- I'm so happy about this! - I'm so happy about this!
- All three of you got first place. - Wow!
- This is definitely the easiest one. - Okay, first one.
- Okay, let's watch it! - Yes!
- The game is 2 outs and 3 innings. - It's a baseball game.
- I remember what you said. - This is important.
- I remember what you said.
- I was sneezing! - I'm sorry.
- I'm not sneezing! - I'm not sneezing!
- You look so alike! - We're going to be targets!
- We're definitely targets!
We don't need this!
- We don't need this! - We don't need this!
- We don't need this until we fight! - We don't need this!
We worked really hard to make this kind of V-log.
Yes, it took us a lot of time.
- Wait, isn't it too difficult? - But it's just right.
Now, I'm really sneezing a lot, and I'm really not concentrating.
Why is it like this now?!
Okay, so please go ahead.
Ready and...
Hmm!
Zip...
It's not zip!
The director is asking for a zip.
- One or two people will disappear. - That's bad!
- I think it's out. - Let's see.
- Okay! - Okay!
- I'm gonna get it! - Get it!
- The cameraman is getting in the way. - Yeah!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's super safe! - It's super safe!
I got it!
Only safe.
- It's super safe! - It's a great recovery!
- It was a recovery. - Hey, it's a recovery!
- As a director, we're gonna let you go. - It's a complete sneeze.
- It's a sneeze. - It's a sneeze.
- I'm gonna ask you. - I'm gonna ask you.
- I know you're disappointed, so please watch it. - Yeah, yeah.
- But please sit on the sofa. - Okay.
- Number 2, 4, and 6 are left. - Oh, it's number 6.
- Number 6. - Do your best!
- Number 6 is the worst video. - Oh!
- It looks like a lie. - It looks like a lie from the beginning.
Well, I'm hungry and I'm in a position where I can look at the camera and have fun,
- so I'll eat with this roll pan. - What are you doing?
Thank you for the food!
- Ah... - Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Three-second rule. - It's a three-second rule, so...
One, two...
- Who said it was a lie? - Who said it was a lie?
- I'm in trouble now! - I'm in trouble now!
Isn't it LINE or something like that? Is it about time?
- Whether it's been three seconds or not? - Whether it's been three seconds or not?
Well, when I fell down just now, I thought, "It's a three-second rule!" and counted it in my head.
Oh, that's great, director!
- I think it's been three seconds. - Oh!
- It's been three seconds! - It's been three seconds!
- I'm not a three-second man. I'm hungry and I'm in a position where I can look at the camera and have fun, - I see.
Well, since director Tetsuya requested it, we'll make a video reaction!
Thank you for the food!
No, no, no! I saw it on my right eye just now!
I get it now!
- No, this difficult rule... - No, seriously!
- It's hard to pick it up in 1.93 seconds! - No, you did a good job, on the contrary!
- Why? - It's disgusting.
- This is disgusting.
- Wait, wait! - It's okay!
Hey, don't mess up!
- Well, first of all, everyone is disqualified as a director, - Yes.
- but it's sad to just watch the video you made, - Yes.
- so please answer it for now. - Yes.
- We're doing it at the same time now, right? - Yeah.
- Ugh, I'm late! - I have to film a VTR for VAR today, but I have to praise Ricton. - I want to praise you.
- If he doesn't come in 30 seconds, I'll... - I'll...
- All right! I'm going to install this 30-second timer here.
- Until this 30 second ends and his body doesn't enter this room completely, he's fired.
- Ready, set... - I'm going to fall over.
- 3... 3... Oh, I'm running faster.
- 7, 6, 4, 5... 3, 2, 1...
- Safe!
- Mmm... - No! You just got late!
- Safe, safe! - You were so close!
- You were so close!
- I said I'd make it in time! - You don't have to do this!
No, you're crazy! I said I'd make it in time!
Watch the video! I said I'd make it in time!
- The video? - Safe, safe!
Oh, in this case, which one was the decision?
- Out. - Out.
- Door. - Up to the feet.
- The whole body. - If the whole body went in through that door...
- Wow... - You'd make it in time.
Yeah, don't jump in...
- I feel bad for you. I want you to do it as many times as you can. - For sure!
Is it like that for all of them? If you don't want to do it, do it again.
- Yeah, that's the truth. - This is going to be tough.
- Wow... - One, two...
- Hmm... - Oh?
- You're all out.
- Out. - Out.
- You're out. - You're out.
- I don't think you'll make it in time. - Only your toes went in.
- Okay, as decided...
- Okay. - You're out of the game.
- Okay. - What?!
- I see. - I see, you don't do VR.
- I see! - Wait a minute...
- Let's do it one more time. - Let's do it one more time.
- What? - Who... Director, who asked you?
- Um... that's not good. - President!
- You're fired. - Hey!
- You're fired. - Wait a minute!
- This time it's pretty tough. - It's tough.
- Wait a minute. - You're in time.
- No matter how much you say, you're fired. - If the director says you're out of game...
- You'll be responsible for one third of it. - You'll be responsible for one third of it.
- Then I'll go up right. - I'll go down.
- I'll go down.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Our V.A. - Always V.A. - Always V.A.
- How's it? - How's it?
- Can you go in? - Not at all.
- Ah... - What does that mean?
- This is my... - Necklace!
- This is my... - This is my necklace.
Thank you very much.
- Can you tie up the rest of the questions? - I see.
- What number is this? - This is number four.
- Huh?! - Wow...
This is bad.
If we had a mosaic in the video, it would've been better.
What is this number?
- Press it! - Okay!
- I'm sure you can't... - I'm sure you can't...
- You saw it, right? - That wasn't good!
You saw it, right?!
- I've seen it on YouTube and I know it's in there. - No, it's not in there.
- It's in there for a second... - It's in there for a second...
- The problem is... - It's in there for a second...
- If it's in there, it's in the mosaic. - Yeah.
- It's easy to see if it's in the mosaic. - Yeah.
- Okay, please. - Ready, and...
- It's VR. - The three of us had VR.
- Can we say it's this one? - This one?
- It's an old model. - You can play it on your smartphone, right?
- That's too much!